S-Mart

Jizzzacked

2008-11-06T22:14:30Z

Go to urban dictionary dot com for your answers.
1) Your Name
2) Your Age
3) A Friend
4) What you should be doing right now.
5) Your favorite colour
6) Where were you born
7) The last person you spoke to.

*1) Alexander- The name for a true gentleman
"Wow, your boyfriend sure is an alexander! "

Alex- Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
"Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex "
*2) Twenty Three-
This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler
"Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it."

*3) Brandon- An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

*4) Homework- (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

*5) Green- 4. adj. Good.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

*6) michigan- The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

*7) Autumn- often known as a season. has a bit of an attitude. drums to her own beat. pretty

Stupid Kevin...

2008-10-24T20:48:27Z

If you're currently on my friend's list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk or I already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? If so, where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Falling

2008-04-01T23:43:29Z

So I am trying to do well in school. I just am not really trying. When I think about it I do "want" to succeed. This want isn't perceivable in my actions though. ANYTHING seems more important or fun than doing wantz gotz to bez donez. I hate being so lazy but I procrastinate doing anything about it. I have a pretty good feeling that I have A.D.D but that dosen't explain or excuse my behavior in the past and to the present. Its not just a over diagnosed overly perscribed common disorder that is the reason why I suck. Its my own character flaws. Probally more of the problem is chopped up to my weaknesses instead of a disorder that technically I don't officially have anyway. I know this because plenty of people I know have it and do fine, I am not saying that its easy or that there is no difficulty but they do what needs to be done and progress. Meanwhile I stagnate, repeating that same shit.

This all comes from my school semester. (Also my social,professional, and personal life)
I got dropped from Mythology for not showing up. I didn't do one assignment because I got dropped before the first four weeks were over.
I am failing German. I have always had a problem with foreign language (failed spanish three times) but its not just that it is incredibly hard for me, its that I procrastinate, don't do work, don't show up and rationalize it away that "germans hard and I don't get foreign linguistics. Which is bullshit. I would do fine if I would just do the work and invest the time.

Then my J O B. I like it mostly but sometimes them bitches get on my fucking nerves, I can generally deal with it.
The pay sucks and it sucks big time when I get no fucking hours. I've got nothing recently, they "filled all their positions and theres no hours for on call" Thats an outright lie. Iv'e talked to the other fucking on-call employees and they are getting hours so it is just me or at least me and a few others. This means that my ass needs to get an additonal job or a brand new job that will replace. WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO WORK? I don't want to fucking do fast food again. I did that shit for 3 yrs. I did it when I was 21 which is shameful. I cannot and will not do it at almost 23. Fuck that. Then on the other side...where the fuck am I gonna to work huh? I am not qualified for anything good paying and the only jobs I can get are demeaning AKA I will be treated like the scum of the earth. One just needs to got back into my history of posts and read a few to understand how much I hate no....loathe that shit.

The house is always dirty, I don't like it but I can deal with it (don't ask me why it dosen't bother me as much as others) Which makes Raven resent me and I get bitched at. Which is understandable because I work part time (or not at all) I go to school for 15 hours a week (generally less for being late all the fucking time or not going at all) and with all the extra time I hang out with friends and game (video,larp,TT, board) No fucking shit she is pissed she works full-time+ while going to school 7-10 Weds nights. Meanwhile her health and psyche is crumbling on her and what do I do nothing.

This is all hilarious when you look at it too because I have been given so many chances, execptions, help, and advantages.
My full rent was being paid for going to school full time and having a C average. Thats all I had to do: C average/ 12 units+
Nope fucked it up last semester. EVEN THEN i wasn't slapped down fully. Its now half my rent is being paid for as long as I keep the same standards. Nope fucking it up. A normal person would get scared and buckle down after the change.
My phone is being paid for as long as I am full time, my insurance is free as long as I am full time. Nope nope nope. "Fuck you I like sticking my dick in the blenderdon't try to bribe me to stop, I'll show you" *hits frappe* Its ridiculous. Expecially when you look at someone like Raven who would kill bitchez to have oppurtunity to go to school full time. Not me though. I'm just a spoiled fucking suburban kid with (realistically) not that much trauma or childhood problems to explain this behavior nor any current problems or wieght on my back to excuse it.

I hate being this useless/undependable.
I let down everyone in my life, which is funny because I try to be there for everyone and try to make them happy.

I likez teh ridez

2008-03-17T18:44:45Z

Just got back from the disney land and wanted to inform those that care that my phone is in Anaheim/orange/LA area. Not on my person. Going to be turning my old phone on when I have a chance.

Happy St. Patrick's day.

OMFG STFU

2007-09-05T19:58:56Z

I can not believe this myspace thing has even gotten this big and blown out of proportion.
I do not know why people are:
1. Suprised and shocked
2. Acting like this isn't the same type of shit that has been done before in the valley just more focused.
3. Acting like it isn't funny or is something other than satire.

I have looked everywhere on this page to see where it is attacking someone personally. It ain't. It is making fun of a imaginary person.
I'll repeat that last bit. T.F. IS FUCKING IMAGINARY! DOES NOT EXIST!
I can see someone getting but hurt as a player of a character or even butthurt as a HST, But seriously do not be acting like this is barbaric and evil and mean...how uncivilized, this goes against ever social norm ever, if he has problems he should of said them to my face...etc. etc etc.

That thing is fucking awesome. I have had so many laughs because of it, and I am hoping for many more. I personally think that any and every character that gets big or popular or just hoss in the area should get one, and it should not be done by someone cause you can never burn yourself as well as someone else can. I mean just think about some of the characters in the area that you could do this exact same thing too.

In closing, STFU EVERYBODY and calm down.

But you wont. You will just put this thing as one more brick in the wall seperating everyone IC and OOC. This will countinue to fuel the wildfire that is drama nowadayz. Eh, It dosen't really affect me, I am not longer cool enough in alot of peoples book and I do not go to game that much anymore. I only hear about this shit at home, and through the few gamers that still talk to me...the leper...apparently.
Whatever. Nobody is gonna read this anyway.

Discrimination and Harassment

2007-07-22T23:00:19Z

The following emails were sent to myself and Autumn on July 21, 2007.

Dear Autumn,

At this time your presence in River of Shadows is causing multiple individuals to feel uncomfotable for their physical and emotional well-being. At this time we feel that we can no longer accept your presence in the game. One year from this date July 21, 2007 we will accept a petition for you to enter the game.

The River of Shadows Staff

Dear Alex,

Due to the fact that your presence in River of Shadows makes multiple people in the game uncomfortable and fear for their safety we will have to request you no longer attend this game. At this time we will no longer accept your presence in our game. We will accept a petition to the board at one year from this date of July 21, 2007 for permission to once again attend River of Shadows.

The River of Shadows Staff

For those who go to the OWBN game: River of Shadows, Autumn and I have been discriminated against for no reason. To the best of our knowledge (as most of the players in ROS also game in Stockton By Night and Sacramento By Night) we have never been overtly hostile or threatening to anyone at a game or even on the property of a game, ever. In the OWBN they can do this, they can ban anyone for any reason at any time or for no reason at all. The reason that various games are allowed to do this and there is no rule put in place to keep this from occuring is that OWBN wants to give their various chronicles the ability to be able to weed out problem players that make game un-fun for everyone, we feel that in this case, the powers given to OWBN independent chronicles are being blatently, fragrantly, and malicously abused. We have no recourse unless the player base of the game disagrees with the ruling of the River of Shadows ST staff. Since the statements of ROS seem to be false and we believe that the majority of the ROS players do not feel this way about myself and Autumn, we would appreciate it if you would make it public and known of your disagreement. You can do this by telling Heather, the player representative for that game, or by not going at all. You can either mention this to her in person or attempt to get her contact information. For reasons of protecting heather's right to privacy we will not be giving out her phone number. She has said that she will be at ROS tonight if you would like to speak with her.

Thank you,

Alex & Autumn

I ain't no liar pantz

2007-05-25T09:25:16Z

MESSAGE OF THE DAY: I LOVE AUTUMN = SUCK IT

I am no longer in my moms house.
I live (currently) in elk grove with Autumn(who I love), Kevin, Kristen and Morg Morg.

I am currently (as in right now) being stood over to make sure I write this correctly and throughly. (pst, help me)

uhh...stage fright, sorry.
Ok. Shes gone.
I work at Sam's Club and make more than I ever have for any job (that wasn't illegal employment)
I am going to school and *gasp* actually trying and therefore *gasp* actually succeeding...well...kinda.

...Fuck you, Spanish is hella hard, its like, learning a whole different language.

Shit.
Shes back.
What? I am doing it!
AH! FIRE FIRE!
Stop burning me.
Stop it.
ok. I like kisses better.

My life just aint that interesting. Thats why I don't post. I mean most everyone(that actually reads this bullshit) allready knows all this stuff...well maybe not the job part.

Well. I guess I am back on this journal...thing. even though everyone has gone over to myspace.
ok. bye.

-King of Run on Sentences

kill existance.

2006-09-06T10:42:09Z

So.

I'm Back: living at with my mom.

I'm Back: At CRC.

I'm Back: At Wendy's

I Still: Have no money.

I Still: Have no ideas.

I Still: Have no ambition.

I've teleported back 3 years w/ some differences.

-King of Run on Sentences

The Cats are staring at me in Shifts...

2006-02-21T13:03:56Z

So my brother literally hit me for leaving the state without talking to him first. Can you still refer to someone as little brother after they knock the wind out of you and leave you on the floor gasping?
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I hate this application for OWBN. I have to make my own custom application pretty much.
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"KFC The only thing missing is U!"
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My callouses from work wore off in my week off.
Came back to work and was actually taken aback by peoples stupidity. I think in California that Handguns show have Bright Neon Letters saying,WARNING: Bullets come out of here====> on both sides. Take that Kaubin.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MYSPACE!!!
i dont get it. whats so special?
I mean I agree that its alot like Vegas.
a lot of people want to go but no one wants to admit what happens when they're there
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I need to make a LV. 1 something...Ideas?
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Stupid Muslims. They are promising Virgins why?
If they promised like...cigerettes,videogames and lightsabers i would be on my way to mecca.
i can hang out with virgins anytime.

eh...im going to go die to the world for 8-12 hours. i welcome anyone to come over and bang on the door till i rise...yes even you creppy dude that stares at me.

"But if we dont kill nature, how will we build our houses?"

2005-12-29T14:11:38Z

If you asked someone randomly what job in this world includes responsibilities like lifting and carrying heavy objects around a small narrow space while passing by areas that are hot and steamy, forced to be on your feet the whole time and always remain in motion while being treated like the scum of the earth by those who you are forced to smile and serve.

...Sounds kinda like slavery or something but the pay isnt much better.
I doubt they would immediatly pick the right answer of fast food.

Tonight, amongst being treated like shit and screamed at for doing something other than standing still and listening while some asshole who has to scream to be heard over his raised monster truck (Rather than simply,cutting the engine) because i was giving the person infront of him in line his change while taking his order.

The reason that i asked him to repeat himself was not that i wasn't paying attention, it was because he had stopped screaming and i couldent hear him over his FUCKING HUGE ENGINE RAISED UP IN A ULTRA COOL WAY TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN SPEAKER. And so...
The reason i specially made him a nice looche burger is not because i am an evil or sinister person, its because he was an asshole to me and its the only way i can get even without losing my job outright.

About half and hour before we were closed a bucket that some other employee was nice enough to percariously pearch ontop of things on the top shelf cracked me in the forehead.

But tonight was not all bad. I did get to hear the following remarks from my "favorite" co-worker: Tiffany

Tiffany: King kong is long...my ass still hurts.

Tiffany: I swallowed my tounge ring ball just now.

Tiffany: I love water, its like nature's fruit juice.
Me: Fruit juice is nature's fruit juice hoochie.

In other news...eh dont really have much else.

Christmas: Was interesting alot of my family were about on christmas eve and things transpired and hardly any of my family showed up on Christmas day.
Sidenote: Kevin im getting on that tree...

Phemonia: Sucks and Hacks.

"Anal Lesbians": They spent half the porn labeling everything in the fridge.

Fuck my head hurts...and im kinda dizzy

GOATBOY SAYS: heh heh heh...next time you get pulled over by a highway cop ask him if hes gonna sell you tickets for the policeman's ball. He will respond with something along the lines of: Highway cops dont have balls.

December

2005-12-06T13:47:39Z

Allright, its been quite a while and my own lack of things to do draws me back to this thing. In any case i hate december. you can never escape the christmas music. Go to work, x-mas musak,go anywhere x-mas musak, i open my door to look outside x-mas musak. I HATE IT. In any case the whole december thing makes me think alot about family and also how many old people die in this season. Then i think about how many old people die with their familys.

Something that has also be on my mind for the last 6 days is, if in this world with all of its dark side of peoples minds and childhood baggage that turns into sexual kinks, is there Santa vibrators? \
"Santa can run down your chimney all year 'round with this Naughty and Nice! self pleasuring tool.
Warning: remove decorative hat before use.

I fucking hate that dude...Not santa that is but this dude who keeps parking in my parking spot. I need to find a brick and lamenate paper on the brick. undernethe the lamenation on the paper i will write "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR AUTOMOBILE."
Then chuck it into his car.

So my sheilds are slowly being eaten away and i feel myself falling into the pathetic and evil abyss of life that is World of Warcrack.
Seriously, i am drawn to it but from what i hear in like 3 months of playing it i will be hanging with people talking about only it somewhere and people will like roll up and be like
"Them:you guys talking about WoW?"
"Us:yeah, you play?"
"Them: Yeah i play horde on blah Server"
Us: "Get the fuck out of here, what are you thinking coming up to us spouting off that shit!"
Them:*runs away*
Us:" Dumb motherfucker..."
Us: "Yeah, you could tell they were horde, you see that cunt he was with"

I just dont want to be consumed, I have been up to this point been able to avoid the MMRPGS but i still have a addictive personality.
Also playing it sounds like: I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It's college all over again.

Adios

Werid night.

2005-12-06T12:23:37Z

You scored as Malkavian. You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.

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Malkavian

88%

Brujah

71%

Nosferatu

67%

Gangrel

54%

Tremere

50%

Toreador

25%

Ventrue

What vampire clan do you belong to?
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whoa.

2005-12-06T12:18:24Z

Though they rarely caused mankind any serious harm,
these Japanese fox spirits known as kitsune
were well known for playing tricks on people
and could be a real nuisance. They possessed
the ability to transform into any creature,
though they would often retain their fox tail.
One could easily determine the age and level of
maturity of a kitsune by counting it's tails;
An immature, rambunctious kitsune would have
very few tails, while a wise and powerful one
would have as many as nine.

As a kitsune, you are clever, sensual, beautiful,
mysterious and effeminate (even if you are a
guy). You are also somewhat sneaky and like to
pull pranks on people, but otherwise you are
very pleasurable to be around.

Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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haha, take that santa

2005-12-06T11:51:45Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).In July I punched midnitesadness in the arm (-1 points).In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hailingchoes (-5000 points).Last month I pushed riashasi in the mud (-17 points).In April on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).Last week I stole manwhoreforhire's purse (-30 points) Last night I bought porn for ivann198 (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5874 points). For Christmas I deserve whatever I want, you silly fucking fat bastard or I will find you and cut you open in front of all the elfs and your wife!

Sincerely,
thegodoffuck

Yah

2005-04-16T22:50:09Z

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
Username
This morning, you should...	check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	rachelrogers37
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.

Quiz created with MemeGen!

BAM!

2005-02-17T17:00:04Z

You are Ash, from the "Evil Dead"
trilogy. My hero.

Which Horror Movie Character Are You? (Many Options)
brought to you by Quizilla

because of funny responses

2005-02-16T23:15:07Z

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Post reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.

...

2005-02-11T02:09:26Z

like the man whore he is.

dont judge me.

2005-02-09T17:07:05Z

Allright, yesterday when I got back from taking my brother to school i needed to piss. I happened to have my CD player on at the time. I got in pull it out and the second i start pissing, Eye of the Tiger starts playing...I never felt so manly.

ugh, forgot

2005-02-07T17:14:05Z

OWBN Gehenna by KrisMaxwell
Name
Generation
Clan/Bloodline
Favored Discipline?	FAP
Final Death Date?	November 13, 2028
Survive Gehenna?	What, are you kidding?
How did you die?	Eaten by Cannibalistic Pygmies.
Last Words	urk

Quiz created with MemeGen!

thegodoffuck @ 2005-02-01T09:13:00

2005-02-01T17:14:14Z

OWBN Gehenna by KrisMaxwell
Name
Generation
Clan/Bloodline
Favored Discipline?	Necromancy
Final Death Date?	September 13, 2049
Survive Gehenna?	No
How did you die?	Malkav eats you
Last Words	They killed Kenny, YOU BASTARDS!

Quiz created with MemeGen!

something worth posting

2005-01-18T17:02:08Z

(x) 1. Trainspotting
(x) 2. Shrek
(X ) 3. M
(x) 4. Dogma
(X ) 5. Strictly Ballroom
(X ) 6. The Princess Bride
(x) 7. Love Actually
(x) 8. The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) 9. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) 10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) 11. Reservoir Dogs
(x) 12. Desperado
(x ) 13. Swordfish
(x) 14. Kill Bill Vol. 1
(x) 15. Donnie Darko
(x ) 16. Spirited Away
(x ) 17. Better Than Sex
(x) 18. Sleepy Hollow
(x) 19. Pirates of the Caribbean
(x ) 20. The Eye
(x ) 21. Requiem for a Dream
(x) 22. Dawn of the Dead
( ) 23. The Pillow Book
(x ) 24. The Italian Job
(x) 25. Goonies
(x ) 26. Baseketball
(x ) 27. The Spice Girls Movie
(x) 28. Army of Darkness
(x) 29. The Color Purple
( ) 30. The Safety of Objects
(x) 31. Can't Hardly Wait
( x) 32. Mystic Pizza
(x) 33. Finding Nemo
(x) 34. Monsters Inc.
( ) 35. Circle of Friends
(x) 36. Mary Poppins
(x ) 37. The Bourne Identity
(x) 38. Forrest Gump
( x) 39. A Clockwork Orange
(x) 40. Kindergarten Cop
(x ) 41. On The Line
(x ) 42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
(x ) 43. Final Destination
(x ) 44. Sorority Boys
(x ) 45. Urban Legend
(x) 46. Cheaper by the Dozen
(x) 47. The Crow
(x ) 48. The Princess and the Warrior
(x ) 49. Seabiscuit
( ) 50. Hard Core Logo
(x ) 51. Phantom of the Paradise
( ) 52. Zardoz
(x ) 53. Lost in Translation
(x ) 54. American Beauty
(x) 55. Big Fish
(x) 56. Starship Troopers
(x ) 57. Starship Troopers 2
( x) 58. The Lost Boys
(x ) 59. All About Eve
(x ) 60. Showgirls
(x ) 61. Swept Away
(x) 62. Star Wars
(x ) 63. Black Hawk Down
(x ) 64. Elizabeth
(x) 65. The Shawshank Redemption
(x ) 66. Four Weddings and a Funeral
(x) 67. The Sound of Music
(x) 68. Notting Hill
( ) 69. Scotland PA
(x ) 70. Oxygen
(x) 71. The Ring
(x ) 72. Shrunken Heads
(x ) 73. Legend
(x ) 74. About a Boy
(x ) 75. Lilo and Stitch
(x) 76. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
(x) 77. Pitch Black
(x) 78. Maid in Manhattan
(x) 79. Willow
(x ) 80. The Usual Suspects
( ) 81. Naked Tango
(x ) 82. Labyrinth
(x) 83. Fight Club
(x ) 84. The Dark Crystal-hate it!!!!
(x) 85. The Nightmare Before Christmas
(x ) 86. Idle Hands
(x) 87. From Hell
(x ) 88. Meet Joe Black
(x) 89. The Breakfast Club
(x ) 90. Fame
( ) 91. Moon Child
( ) 92. Zatoichi
(x ) 93. Ichi the Killer
( ) 94. Gohatto
( ) 95. Velvet Goldmine
(x ) 96. Bend It Like Beckham
(x) 97. Far and Away
(x) 98. Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) 99. X-Men
(x) 100. Lethal Weapon
( ) 101. Pi
(x ) 102. The Chosen
(x ) 103. Amadeus
( ) 104. Gummo
(x ) 105. Sliding Doors
(x) 106. Gone With the Wind
(x) 107. Wizard of Oz
(x) 108. Back to the Future
(x ) 109. Haggard
(x ) 110. Empire Records
(x) 111. Zoolander
(x) 112. The Birdcage
(x ) 113. Girl, Interrupted
( x) 114. Better Off Dead
(x ) 115. Euro Trip
(x) 116. Pretty in Pink
(x) 117. Cinderella
( ) 118. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(x) 119. The Shining
(x ) 120. The Killer
( ) 121. The Poseidon Adventure
(x ) 122. Where the Heart Is
(x) 123. Wayne's World
(x ) 124. Say Anything
(x) 125. The Outsiders
(x) 126. Just Married
(x ) 127. Get Over It
(x ) 128. Newsies
(x) 129. Moulin Rouge
(x) 130. Swing Kids
(x) 131. Boondock Saints (partly)
(x) 132. My Cousin Vinny
(x) 133. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(x) 134. Spiderman
(x ) 135. Sweet Home Alabama
(x) 136. The Notebook
( ) 137. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
(x ) 138. Secretary
(x ) 139. Beaches
(x) 140. Death to Smoochie
(x) 141. American Pie
(x) 142. American Wedding
(x) 143. Animal House
(x) 144. Kill Bill vol. 2
(x) 145. Old School
(x ) 146. 8 Legged Freaks
(x ) 147. Leon
(x) 148. Interview with the Vampire
(x) 149. Cruel Intentions
(x) 150. Pulp Fiction
(x) 151. Blow
(x ) 152. Chicago
(x ) 153. But I'm A Cheerleader
(x) 154. Monty Python & The Holy Grail
(x) 155. Clerks
(x ) 156. Chances Are
(x ) 157. Casablanca
(x ) 158. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
(x) 159. Bean
( ) 160. Mighty Midget
(x ) 161. Monty Python's Life of Brian
(x) 162. Disney's Robin Hood
(x ) 163. Excalibur
(x) 164. Seven
(x) 165. Sixteen Candles
(x) 166. Mallrats
(x ) 167. Cannibal holocaust
(x ) 168. Still Crazy
(x) 169. The Ninth Gate
(x ) 170. Dead Poet's Society
(x) 171. Silence of the Lambs
(x) 172. High Fidelity
(x) 173. Breakfast At Tiffany's
(x ) 174. The Rules of Attraction
(x) 175. Heathers
(x ) 176. Mulholland Drive
(x ) 177. Almost Famous
(x) 178. Edward Scissorhands
(x ) 179. Memento
(x ) 180. The Elephant Man
(x) 181. One Hour Photo
(x ) 182. In America
( ) 183. Fucking Amal/ Show Me Love
(x ) 184. Sweet Sixteen
(x ) 185. Amelie
(x ) 186. Antonia's Line
( ) 187. Uzumaki
(x) 188. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
( ) 190. Cat People
(x ) 191. Dirty Dancing
(x) 192. Mask
(x) 193. Grease
(x) 194. 10 things i hate about you
(x ) 195. White Oleander
(x) 196. Thirteen Ghosts
(x ) 197. The Craft
(x ) 198. Boys don't Cry
(x) 199. Romeo + Juliet
(x) 200. The Big Lebowski
( ) 201. Twilight Samurai
( ) 202. Delicatessen
(x) 203. The Hunt for Red October
(x ) 204. Emma
(x) 205. The Manchurian Candidate
(x ) 206. What Dreams May Come
(x ) 207. First Knight
(x ) 208. The Thin Man
(x) 209. Fahrenhiet 9/11
(x) 210. Dodgeball
(x) 211. Underworld
(x) 212. Freaky Friday
(x) 213. Rat Race
(x) 214. Bruce Almighty
( ) 215. Drop Dead Fred
(x) 216. Weekend at Bernies
(x) 217. American History X
(x ) 218. Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
(x) 219. Snatch
(x ) 220. Pretty Woman
(x ) 221. Grave Indescretion
(x) 222. Clue

Rock and Roll, Deal with it

2004-12-01T20:32:49Z

"Catch that guy by his fruity pony tail drag him to his knees and put both barrels of the shotgun in his mouth like a big black cock of death then pull the trigger"- Bill Hicks
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"This is the End,
Beautiful Friend,
This is the End,
My only Friend...The End" -Jim Morrison
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"They reveal their ignorance but you adore them so you just ignore them,
then came you raising the bar, you wont be undone,
i looked into your eyes and much to my surprise,
i saw nothing in there cause theres nothing between you ears but air"- Voltaire
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"My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd,
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl?
Me." -bloodhound gang
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" A cigerette pressed between her lips, while im staring at her tits"-Sublime
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"I came into this world as a regect,
look into these eyes then you will see the size of the flames,
dwelling on the past is burning on my brain,
everyone that learns has to learn from the pain,
hey i think about the day,my girlie ran away with my pay,
my fellas came to her play, now she stuck with my homies that she fucked,
and im just a sucka with a lump in my throat,

Should i be feeling bad? Should i be feeling good?
its kinda sad im the laughing stock of the neighborhood,
and you would think id be moving on,
but im sucka like i said, fucked up in the head,
and maybe she just made a mistake and i should give her a break?
my heart will ache either way
hey, what the hell do you want me to say
i cant lie then i cant deny
I did it all for the nookie"- Limp Bizkit (*sigh*...I know)
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"I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s dead

Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as she spread

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress"- Misfits
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"Die, die, die my darling
Don’t utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth

I’ll be seeing you again
I’ll be seeing you in hell

Don’t cry to me oh baby
Your future’s in an oblong box, yeah
Don’t cry to me oh baby
Should have seen it a-comin’ on
Don’t cry to me oh baby
I don’t know it was in your power
Don’t cry to me oh baby
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy
Don’t cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don’t cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling"-Misfits
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"I don't need your way of life
I can't stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world

This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death

It seems so unreal to me
So much hate and so mouch pity
I can't take another day
It's such a bore
It gets me really sore
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
This world brings me down
Gag with every breath
This world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
Looking forward to death "- Dead Kennedys
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"Life just sucks, I lost the broad, im giving up, she felt someone, girls are such a drag,
Fuck this place, I lost the broad, I hate you all, My moms a whore, wheres my smokes, girls are such a drag."
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"I know im being used,
thats ok cause i like the abuse,
i know she playing with me,
thats ok cause i got no self-esteem"-Offspring
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"What do you want of me
What do you long from me
A slim pixie, thin and forlorn
A count, white and drawn
What do you make of me
What can you take from me
Pallid landscapes off my frown
Let me rip you up and down

For you I came to forsake
Lay wide despise and hate
I sing of you in my demented songs
For you and your stimulations
Take what you can of me
Rip what you can off me
And this I’ll say to you
And hope that it gets through

You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the judas howl arise
And like the jesus jews you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you

And I’ll walk away"
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"All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me" -Tears for Fears

I got a feeling...

2004-11-22T19:45:01Z

I got a feeling today is just gonna be a funny ass day.

The UPS guy was at my door delievering some crap for my mom and this guy from acrost the street was on the sidewalk talking to him about something when we walked up.
The UPS guy walks up to me and says "crazy dude keeps following me around your street, i dont think he even has a house."
I say, "yeah man that sucks, just like drive away"
This guy not even listening to me keeps going on saying, "he probably drives a taxi because he can't get a real job"
I smile and just look in his face and say, "yea. nothing at all like driving a UPS truck all day."

Questions Or Comments? Call 1-800-358-1971, Mon. to Fri., 8AM to 8PM ET. Please have bribes.

2004-11-22T18:32:38Z

Evilcarot2: dude yesterday i met the 3 stupidest people ive ever met.
ImpaleWeathrVane: yeah?
Evilcarot2: their 3 brains combined couldent solve the dilema they were in.
ImpaleWeathrVane: what was that?
Evilcarot2: This lady is infront of me and she orders a Bigmac Meal, understandable because she was a fat bitch, she ordered to 2 quarterpounder meals for her two sons who were not children they looked like they were in highschool or even my age.
Evilcarot2: on one of them she wanted bacon, one without.
ImpaleWeathrVane: on a quarter pounder?
Evilcarot2: yeah, i guess you can add bacon to anything now
Evilcarot2: or something like that.
ImpaleWeathrVane: weird
Evilcarot2: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
ImpaleWeathrVane: oh. my. god.
Evilcarot2: the chick behind the counter was holding back the laughter...it looked difficult
ImpaleWeathrVane: i can imagine that it was
ImpaleWeathrVane: but furious customers dont really like it when you laugh at them
ImpaleWeathrVane: *shrugs*
ImpaleWeathrVane: eh