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Go to urban dictionary dot com for your answers.
1) Your Name
2) Your Age
3) A Friend
4) What you should be doing right now.
5) Your favorite colour
6) Where were you born
7) The last person you spoke to.
*1) Alexander- The name for a true gentleman "Wow, your boyfriend sure is an alexander! "
Alex- Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. "Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex "
*2) Twenty Three- This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler "Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it."
*3) Brandon- An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM! *4) Homework- (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. *5) Green- 4. adj. Good. Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
*6) michigan- The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.
*7) Autumn- often known as a season. has a bit of an attitude. drums to her own beat. pretty
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| Stupid Kevin... |
[24 Oct 2008|01:47pm] |
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If you're currently on my friend's list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk or I already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? If so, where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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| Falling |
[01 Apr 2008|03:48pm] |
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So I am trying to do well in school. I just am not really trying. When I think about it I do "want" to succeed. This want isn't perceivable in my actions though. ANYTHING seems more important or fun than doing wantz gotz to bez donez. I hate being so lazy but I procrastinate doing anything about it. I have a pretty good feeling that I have A.D.D but that dosen't explain or excuse my behavior in the past and to the present. Its not just a over diagnosed overly perscribed common disorder that is the reason why I suck. Its my own character flaws. Probally more of the problem is chopped up to my weaknesses instead of a disorder that technically I don't officially have anyway. I know this because plenty of people I know have it and do fine, I am not saying that its easy or that there is no difficulty but they do what needs to be done and progress. Meanwhile I stagnate, repeating that same shit.
This all comes from my school semester. (Also my social,professional, and personal life)
I got dropped from Mythology for not showing up. I didn't do one assignment because I got dropped before the first four weeks were over.
I am failing German. I have always had a problem with foreign language (failed spanish three times) but its not just that it is incredibly hard for me, its that I procrastinate, don't do work, don't show up and rationalize it away that "germans hard and I don't get foreign linguistics. Which is bullshit. I would do fine if I would just do the work and invest the time.
Then my J O B. I like it mostly but sometimes them bitches get on my fucking nerves, I can generally deal with it.
The pay sucks and it sucks big time when I get no fucking hours. I've got nothing recently, they "filled all their positions and theres no hours for on call" Thats an outright lie. Iv'e talked to the other fucking on-call employees and they are getting hours so it is just me or at least me and a few others. This means that my ass needs to get an additonal job or a brand new job that will replace. WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO WORK? I don't want to fucking do fast food again. I did that shit for 3 yrs. I did it when I was 21 which is shameful. I cannot and will not do it at almost 23. Fuck that. Then on the other side...where the fuck am I gonna to work huh? I am not qualified for anything good paying and the only jobs I can get are demeaning AKA I will be treated like the scum of the earth. One just needs to got back into my history of posts and read a few to understand how much I hate no....loathe that shit.
The house is always dirty, I don't like it but I can deal with it (don't ask me why it dosen't bother me as much as others) Which makes Raven resent me and I get bitched at. Which is understandable because I work part time (or not at all) I go to school for 15 hours a week (generally less for being late all the fucking time or not going at all) and with all the extra time I hang out with friends and game (video,larp,TT, board) No fucking shit she is pissed she works full-time+ while going to school 7-10 Weds nights. Meanwhile her health and psyche is crumbling on her and what do I do nothing.
This is all hilarious when you look at it too because I have been given so many chances, execptions, help, and advantages.
My full rent was being paid for going to school full time and having a C average. Thats all I had to do: C average/ 12 units+
Nope fucked it up last semester. EVEN THEN i wasn't slapped down fully. Its now half my rent is being paid for as long as I keep the same standards. Nope fucking it up. A normal person would get scared and buckle down after the change.
My phone is being paid for as long as I am full time, my insurance is free as long as I am full time. Nope nope nope. "Fuck you I like sticking my dick in the blenderdon't try to bribe me to stop, I'll show you" *hits frappe* Its ridiculous. Expecially when you look at someone like Raven who would kill bitchez to have oppurtunity to go to school full time. Not me though. I'm just a spoiled fucking suburban kid with (realistically) not that much trauma or childhood problems to explain this behavior nor any current problems or wieght on my back to excuse it.
I hate being this useless/undependable.
I let down everyone in my life, which is funny because I try to be there for everyone and try to make them happy.
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| I likez teh ridez |
[17 Mar 2008|11:42am] |
Just got back from the disney land and wanted to inform those that care that my phone is in Anaheim/orange/LA area. Not on my person. Going to be turning my old phone on when I have a chance.
Happy St. Patrick's day.
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| OMFG STFU |
[05 Sep 2007|12:41pm] |
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I can not believe this myspace thing has even gotten this big and blown out of proportion.
I do not know why people are:
1. Suprised and shocked
2. Acting like this isn't the same type of shit that has been done before in the valley just more focused.
3. Acting like it isn't funny or is something other than satire.
I have looked everywhere on this page to see where it is attacking someone personally. It ain't. It is making fun of a imaginary person.
I'll repeat that last bit. T.F. IS FUCKING IMAGINARY! DOES NOT EXIST!
I can see someone getting but hurt as a player of a character or even butthurt as a HST, But seriously do not be acting like this is barbaric and evil and mean...how uncivilized, this goes against ever social norm ever, if he has problems he should of said them to my face...etc. etc etc.
That thing is fucking awesome. I have had so many laughs because of it, and I am hoping for many more. I personally think that any and every character that gets big or popular or just hoss in the area should get one, and it should not be done by someone cause you can never burn yourself as well as someone else can. I mean just think about some of the characters in the area that you could do this exact same thing too.
In closing, STFU EVERYBODY and calm down.
But you wont. You will just put this thing as one more brick in the wall seperating everyone IC and OOC. This will countinue to fuel the wildfire that is drama nowadayz. Eh, It dosen't really affect me, I am not longer cool enough in alot of peoples book and I do not go to game that much anymore. I only hear about this shit at home, and through the few gamers that still talk to me...the leper...apparently.
Whatever. Nobody is gonna read this anyway.
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| Discrimination and Harassment |
[22 Jul 2007|02:47pm] |
The following emails were sent to myself and Autumn on July 21, 2007.
Dear Autumn,
At this time your presence in River of Shadows is causing multiple individuals to feel uncomfotable for their physical and emotional well-being. At this time we feel that we can no longer accept your presence in the game. One year from this date July 21, 2007 we will accept a petition for you to enter the game.
The River of Shadows Staff
Dear Alex,
Due to the fact that your presence in River of Shadows makes multiple people in the game uncomfortable and fear for their safety we will have to request you no longer attend this game. At this time we will no longer accept your presence in our game. We will accept a petition to the board at one year from this date of July 21, 2007 for permission to once again attend River of Shadows.
The River of Shadows Staff
For those who go to the OWBN game: River of Shadows, Autumn and I have been discriminated against for no reason. To the best of our knowledge (as most of the players in ROS also game in Stockton By Night and Sacramento By Night) we have never been overtly hostile or threatening to anyone at a game or even on the property of a game, ever. In the OWBN they can do this, they can ban anyone for any reason at any time or for no reason at all. The reason that various games are allowed to do this and there is no rule put in place to keep this from occuring is that OWBN wants to give their various chronicles the ability to be able to weed out problem players that make game un-fun for everyone, we feel that in this case, the powers given to OWBN independent chronicles are being blatently, fragrantly, and malicously abused. We have no recourse unless the player base of the game disagrees with the ruling of the River of Shadows ST staff. Since the statements of ROS seem to be false and we believe that the majority of the ROS players do not feel this way about myself and Autumn, we would appreciate it if you would make it public and known of your disagreement. You can do this by telling Heather, the player representative for that game, or by not going at all. You can either mention this to her in person or attempt to get her contact information. For reasons of protecting heather's right to privacy we will not be giving out her phone number. She has said that she will be at ROS tonight if you would like to speak with her.
Thank you,
Alex & Autumn
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| I ain't no liar pantz |
[25 May 2007|02:13am] |
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY: I LOVE AUTUMN = SUCK IT
I am no longer in my moms house.
I live (currently) in elk grove with Autumn(who I love), Kevin, Kristen and Morg Morg.
I am currently (as in right now) being stood over to make sure I write this correctly and throughly. (pst, help me)
uhh...stage fright, sorry.
Ok. Shes gone.
I work at Sam's Club and make more than I ever have for any job (that wasn't illegal employment)
I am going to school and *gasp* actually trying and therefore *gasp* actually succeeding...well...kinda.
...Fuck you, Spanish is hella hard, its like, learning a whole different language.
Shit.
Shes back.
What? I am doing it!
AH! FIRE FIRE!
Stop burning me.
Stop it.
ok. I like kisses better.
My life just aint that interesting. Thats why I don't post. I mean most everyone(that actually reads this bullshit) allready knows all this stuff...well maybe not the job part.
Well. I guess I am back on this journal...thing. even though everyone has gone over to myspace.
ok. bye.
-King of Run on Sentences
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| kill existance. |
[06 Sep 2006|03:42am] |
So.
I'm Back: living at with my mom.
I'm Back: At CRC.
I'm Back: At Wendy's
I Still: Have no money.
I Still: Have no ideas.
I Still: Have no ambition.
I've teleported back 3 years w/ some differences.
-King of Run on Sentences
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| The Cats are staring at me in Shifts... |
[21 Feb 2006|04:34am] |
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So my brother literally hit me for leaving the state without talking to him first. Can you still refer to someone as little brother after they knock the wind out of you and leave you on the floor gasping?
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I hate this application for OWBN. I have to make my own custom application pretty much.
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"KFC The only thing missing is U!"
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My callouses from work wore off in my week off.
Came back to work and was actually taken aback by peoples stupidity. I think in California that Handguns show have Bright Neon Letters saying,WARNING: Bullets come out of here====> on both sides. Take that Kaubin.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MYSPACE!!!
i dont get it. whats so special?
I mean I agree that its alot like Vegas.
a lot of people want to go but no one wants to admit what happens when they're there
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I need to make a LV. 1 something...Ideas?
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Stupid Muslims. They are promising Virgins why?
If they promised like...cigerettes,videogames and lightsabers i would be on my way to mecca.
i can hang out with virgins anytime.
eh...im going to go die to the world for 8-12 hours. i welcome anyone to come over and bang on the door till i rise...yes even you creppy dude that stares at me.
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| "But if we dont kill nature, how will we build our houses?" |
[29 Dec 2005|05:11am] |
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If you asked someone randomly what job in this world includes responsibilities like lifting and carrying heavy objects around a small narrow space while passing by areas that are hot and steamy, forced to be on your feet the whole time and always remain in motion while being treated like the scum of the earth by those who you are forced to smile and serve.
...Sounds kinda like slavery or something but the pay isnt much better.
I doubt they would immediatly pick the right answer of fast food.
Tonight, amongst being treated like shit and screamed at for doing something other than standing still and listening while some asshole who has to scream to be heard over his raised monster truck (Rather than simply,cutting the engine) because i was giving the person infront of him in line his change while taking his order.
The reason that i asked him to repeat himself was not that i wasn't paying attention, it was because he had stopped screaming and i couldent hear him over his FUCKING HUGE ENGINE RAISED UP IN A ULTRA COOL WAY TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE GODDAMN SPEAKER. And so...
The reason i specially made him a nice looche burger is not because i am an evil or sinister person, its because he was an asshole to me and its the only way i can get even without losing my job outright.
About half and hour before we were closed a bucket that some other employee was nice enough to percariously pearch ontop of things on the top shelf cracked me in the forehead.
But tonight was not all bad. I did get to hear the following remarks from my "favorite" co-worker: Tiffany
Tiffany: King kong is long...my ass still hurts.
Tiffany: I swallowed my tounge ring ball just now.
Tiffany: I love water, its like nature's fruit juice.
Me: Fruit juice is nature's fruit juice hoochie.
In other news...eh dont really have much else.
Christmas: Was interesting alot of my family were about on christmas eve and things transpired and hardly any of my family showed up on Christmas day.
Sidenote: Kevin im getting on that tree...
Phemonia: Sucks and Hacks.
"Anal Lesbians": They spent half the porn labeling everything in the fridge.
Fuck my head hurts...and im kinda dizzy
GOATBOY SAYS: heh heh heh...next time you get pulled over by a highway cop ask him if hes gonna sell you tickets for the policeman's ball. He will respond with something along the lines of: Highway cops dont have balls.
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| December |
[06 Dec 2005|05:05am] |
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Allright, its been quite a while and my own lack of things to do draws me back to this thing. In any case i hate december. you can never escape the christmas music. Go to work, x-mas musak,go anywhere x-mas musak, i open my door to look outside x-mas musak. I HATE IT. In any case the whole december thing makes me think alot about family and also how many old people die in this season. Then i think about how many old people die with their familys.
Something that has also be on my mind for the last 6 days is, if in this world with all of its dark side of peoples minds and childhood baggage that turns into sexual kinks, is there Santa vibrators? \
"Santa can run down your chimney all year 'round with this Naughty and Nice! self pleasuring tool.
Warning: remove decorative hat before use.
I fucking hate that dude...Not santa that is but this dude who keeps parking in my parking spot. I need to find a brick and lamenate paper on the brick. undernethe the lamenation on the paper i will write "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR AUTOMOBILE."
Then chuck it into his car.
So my sheilds are slowly being eaten away and i feel myself falling into the pathetic and evil abyss of life that is World of Warcrack.
Seriously, i am drawn to it but from what i hear in like 3 months of playing it i will be hanging with people talking about only it somewhere and people will like roll up and be like
"Them:you guys talking about WoW?"
"Us:yeah, you play?"
"Them: Yeah i play horde on blah Server"
Us: "Get the fuck out of here, what are you thinking coming up to us spouting off that shit!"
Them:*runs away*
Us:" Dumb motherfucker..."
Us: "Yeah, you could tell they were horde, you see that cunt he was with"
I just dont want to be consumed, I have been up to this point been able to avoid the MMRPGS but i still have a addictive personality.
Also playing it sounds like: I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It's college all over again.
Adios
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| Werid night. |
[06 Dec 2005|04:15am] |
 | You scored as Malkavian. You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.
Malkavian | | 88% | Brujah | | 71% | Nosferatu | | 67% | Gangrel | | 54% | Tremere | | 50% | Toreador | | 25% | Ventrue | | 4% | </td>
What vampire clan do you belong to?
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| whoa. |
[06 Dec 2005|04:09am] |
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Though they rarely caused mankind any serious harm,
these Japanese fox spirits known as kitsune
were well known for playing tricks on people
and could be a real nuisance. They possessed
the ability to transform into any creature,
though they would often retain their fox tail.
One could easily determine the age and level of
maturity of a kitsune by counting it's tails;
An immature, rambunctious kitsune would have
very few tails, while a wise and powerful one
would have as many as nine.
As a kitsune, you are clever, sensual, beautiful,
mysterious and effeminate (even if you are a
guy). You are also somewhat sneaky and like to
pull pranks on people, but otherwise you are
very pleasurable to be around.
Who is your inner Shapeshifter?
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| Yah |
[16 Apr 2005|03:50pm] |
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| because of funny responses |
[16 Feb 2005|03:12pm] |
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Post reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.
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like the man whore he is.
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| dont judge me. |
[09 Feb 2005|08:54am] |
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Allright, yesterday when I got back from taking my brother to school i needed to piss. I happened to have my CD player on at the time. I got in pull it out and the second i start pissing, Eye of the Tiger starts playing...I never felt so manly.
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